I was bored. So, here ya go…
Everybody’s Got a WordPress Blog (Everybody’s Got a Water Buffalo)
Publisher: And now it’s time for, Silly Songs with Writers. The part of the show where they sing. A silly song.”
Writers enter, singing:
Everybody’s got a WordPress blog,
Yours is fast, mine is slow,
How do we make them? I don’t know.
But everybody’s got a WordPress Blog!
Took my blog to a shop,
Got it stuck in a mop.
Spilled some batteries on the floor.
Oh! Everybody’s got a…
Editor, irritated (enters stage): Stop it! Stop! Stop right this instant. What do you think you’re doing? You can’t say everyone has a WordPress Blog! Everyone does not have a WordPress Blog! We’re going to get nasty comments saying, “Where’s my WordPress Blog? Why don’t I have a WordPress Blog?” And are you prepared to deal with that? I don’t think so. Stop. Being. So. Silly!
Publisher Indifferent: This has been Silly Songs With Writers. Tune in next time to hear them say…
Writers (Singing): Everybody’s got a little book,
Yours is pink, mine is blue
Hers was—(Editor: Ahh!!) Small but…(Writers get tackled to the ground by the editor.)